Love me for me, not who you want me
tbh i can’t imagine changing my vocabulary when i get older and it’s so surreal
like i’ll meet my buddies at the shuffleboard place and i’ll be all “sup fucking nerds you’re gonna get wrecked”
Solar Road Trip
"Mom! Earth threw a satellite at me!!" said all the other planets.
"Mom," Pluto wailed, "Earth is saying I’m not a real planet again!"
this is cute.
poor pluto :(
you’ll always be real
I love how our entire generation all take Pluto not being an official planet anymore as a personal insult
I’m so done with tumblr….
"Are you all willing to die if you’re ordered to? … I see, I like the looks on your faces. I hereby welcome all of you to the Scouting Legion! This is a true salute! Offer up your hearts!"
↳ S for Soldier